Gentleness doesn’t get work done unless you happen to be a hen laying eggs.
Gentleness doesn’t get work done unless you happen to be a hen laying eggs.
One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people’s throats – and one always secretes too much jelly.
There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.
I don’t know much about football. I know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
Work while you work, play while you play – this is a basic rule of repressive self-discipline.
I’ve always worked a bit like a cook in a big restaurant, where you’ve got lots and lots of things laid out and you go and look into one cauldron and you look into the other and you see what’s coming to the boil.
Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows – and china.
They realized I was alive again, even though I was playing an old, dying sop.
There can be little doubt that absence from work, and inefficient work, are frequently due to intemperance.
What’s David’s role? David looks good, that’s what David does. David looks good, and I’m the funny one, that’s what I hear constantly. But I keep telling him that looks fade.
For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.
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