Gentleness doesn’t get work done unless you happen to be a hen laying eggs.
Gentleness doesn’t get work done unless you happen to be a hen laying eggs.
All I do, really, is go to work and try to be professional, be on time and be prepared.
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let’s take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
Although I get so much fan mail from Great Britain, tell me, am I more famous there than Michael Madsen?
I’ve always joked about Joe Montana not appreciating his Super Bowls nearly as much as I do because he never lost one. We lost three before we got one.
I refused David Letterman’s proposal of marriage for obvious reasons, but thanks for asking.
Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Fellow made me a $10 bet I couldn’t quit, and I haven’t had a drink since. At the time I needed the $10.
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