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Great loves too must be endured.

He who lives in our mind is near though he may actually be far away; but he who is not in our heart is far though he may really be nearby.

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune.

I’m not denyin’ the women are foolish. God Almighty made ’em to match the men.

Yes, I have made a woman cry.

I refused David Letterman’s proposal of marriage for obvious reasons, but thanks for asking.

When I like someone a lot, I get scared that I’ll let them down. My fear of sucking is worst when I feel like someone thinks I’m good.

A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.

The family only represents one aspect, however important an aspect, of a human being’s functions and activities. A life is beautiful and ideal or the reverse, only when we have taken into our consideration the social as well as the family relationship.