I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
I’m a working stiff. I just happened to be around at the right time, and nobody else wanted the job.
I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.
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