I don’t know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is men.
I am not young but I feel young. The day I feel old, I will go to bed and stay there. J’aime la vie! I feel that to live is a wonderful thing.
How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone.
As long as your body is healthy and under control and death is distant, try to save your soul; when death is immanent what can you do?
The body is ready to have babies. Nature wants it done then, when the body can handle it, not after 40, when the income can handle it.
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
I’m not denyin’ the women are foolish. God Almighty made ’em to match the men.
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let’s take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
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